Pastor Ingqvist's sermon last week was a real stink bomb. It was entitled, "God, I'm hungry," and he wrote it in a white heat of inspiration on Saturday morning. When he read it from the pulpit on Sunday, he wanted to weep for how dumb it was, how pretentious, and he left out a lot of it. Afterward, about six people came up and said it was the best sermon they'd ever heard.
Garrison Keillor, Life Among the Lutherans