Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Presbyterian follies...

Some Presbyterians don't believe in Darwin's Theory of Evolution, and thus maintain when Adam and Eve were created, they were immediately issued the regulation church tie and denominational handbag.

Also, a poll found there are more Americans (3.7 million) who believe they have been abducted by aliens than there are Presbyterians (2.5 million), so someone suggested that the General Assembly appoint a committee to study the aliens' methods.

Finally, some Presbyterians have been know to rearrange books on a shelf so all the colors of the spines will be complimentary.

Bob Reed, from How to Survive Being a Presbyterian

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