Some Presbyterians don't believe in Darwin's Theory of Evolution, and thus maintain when Adam and Eve were created, they were immediately issued the regulation church tie and denominational handbag.
Also, a poll found there are more Americans (3.7 million) who believe they have been abducted by aliens than there are Presbyterians (2.5 million), so someone suggested that the General Assembly appoint a committee to study the aliens' methods.
Finally, some Presbyterians have been know to rearrange books on a shelf so all the colors of the spines will be complimentary.
Bob Reed, from How to Survive Being a Presbyterian
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