The Yankees beat the Red Sox in preseason. It won't be the last time. Jack used to say that he loved Jesus Christ, the Democratic Party, and the New York Yankees, but he wasn't too sure in what order. Of course, that was a different Democratic party back then.

Sometimes I worry that Arnold Chister, the minister at my church, might be a Democrat, probably an Atlanta Braves fan, too. He'd better watch his step. I might call the deacons.

Pat Jobe, 365 Ways to Criticize the Preacher